The Higgs Boson Anthology: Where Are You? by Sarah Snell-Pym
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Higgs Boson, what and where are you?
The physicists are getting in a stew
Some say you don’t really exist
Just some mathematical twist
But SUSY says you are there
Regardless of what results may come to bare
SUSY says you’re more than one
There’s a whole family –
Higgs Boson, why do you hide?
Is it some particular pride?
Is it because you are underweight
the cosmos is actually in this state?
Or are you so massive you are overlooked?
Or live so fast you’ve been mistook?
CERN’s been searching high and low
Dragging Hadron along in tow
Higgs Boson, your existence is such a concern
At least to those who mix with SUSY and CERN