The Man Who Painted Agnieszka’s Shoes

[some of you will remember that Year Zero’s literary endeavours began a year go with a novel I was writing on Facebook. It turned out to be harder to get people to interact than I thought, but people seemed to enjoy reading, and I have finally decided that the book deserves to see a wider audience, so I’ll be releasing it as an (free) ebook on June 1st]


It’s nearly midnight, and I’ve watched Agnieszka die 103 times since I woke. In that time, the clip has had 174,392 views. It’s impossible to tell how many individuals that represents. There are people who go without meals to feed their addiction to her death, not stopping to slow the footage down as I do, just running it again and again like lab rats trained to pull a switch.

I click the play arrow for the 104th time.

There she is, Agnieszka, running on the treadmill like millions of other middle class woman in their twenties. She looks fantastic in her lycra – she has the time and money to do this on a regular basis. Stop here and you’d never have noticed the silver and greens on her feet.

The camera wobbles. Has her friend turned to check out someone on the pec deck? Another tiny wobble, enough to remind you how casual the whole scene is, that she has no idea what she’s about to film – although there’s been speculation about that, of course, just like everything else.

Here it is. Three seconds of footage, the seconds before she stumbles. She turns, and over her shoulder she says something to her friend. It’s completely indecipherable. Not one of the people at the gym that day can remember her speaking at all. The best Polish and English lipreaders are clueless.

Everyone in the chatrooms devoted to her has their own theory. She’s calling out to a child she gave away as a teenager in Gdansk; she realises she’s lost her footing and lets out an expletive; she’s begging her friend for help; she’s fluffing up the camera for posterity. The truth is she says something different to everyone who watches the clip. It’s as though, in those final seconds, she’s stepped out of her own body and time and speaks straight to you, the viewer. Just you.

Just me. See you, Dad! I’m sure that’s what she says. Every time I watch I’m even more certain. I pause the clip. Play. Pause. Play. Pause. I see her mouth form the shapes.

The gate closes. Her hair moves first, and then her head turns; she looks at me over the burgundy uniform; “See you, Dad!” she shouts. “Take care, love!” I shout back from the kitchen window but she’s already turned away, heading for school.

See you, Dad!

Was that the last thing she ever said? Why say it that morning? Was she worried? Did she know something I didn’t? Was she just in a good mood? No matter how many times I go through it, I just don’t know.

“Take care, love,” I whisper at the screen.


Ten seconds and it’s over. Nothing left of Agnieszka but her silver and green Mercury 500 trainers, logos filling the camera like startled eyebrows. The image of the year; of the decade, probably. The picture on every student’s wall, on T-shirts and placards and newspaper spreads. And the reason my boss will call me tonight – the front cover for Epoch magazine’s Review of the Year.

Give me a different angle on it, Sarah will say. Make it fresh. Sure. Three weeks to find a completely new take on the most reproduced, rehashed, reformatted image of the century.

There’s the phone. The ringtone’s the riff from Smells Like Teen Spirit. Emma had Nevermind in her CD player when she left. I let the second bar finish and press accept.

“Hi!” I get ready for the inevitable banter about calling the wrong side of midnight, and click the mouse out of habit.


It’s not Sarah’s voice. It takes a few seconds to place and by the time I do the line’s dead. The phone’s still against my ear and I hear every word in real time, as though the line’s on a delay.

“Dad? Can you hear me? I’m safe but I don’t know where I am. Dad, I can’t explain it but it feels like I’m fading away. Like now; I’m shouting but it feels like nothing’s coming out. And sometimes when I look down at my feet I think I can see through them. Does that make any sense? Dad, you have to come and find me. Please.” The line clicks dead.

Find me. Please. The words synch perfectly with Agnieszka’s lips.

“I’m coming, love.”

But she’s already turned away.

She trips, tangles, and the film ends.


We can see her clearly. She’s sitting with her legs folded underneath her, gripping the phone with both hands. It takes a moment for us to register things are wrong with this image. We have to blink several times, but still our eyes don’t feel right. We look closer, and then we see that although she is sitting on her legs, her legs aren’t on anything.

She’s not floating. Nor is she in a darkened room, lit only by an infinitely precise light. We don’t even have noticeably tunnelled vision. It’s just that we only see her.

Sometimes when we stare at a flecked carpet in summer we sense that something is amiss. Then we notice a movement. A few seconds later we see an ant scurry through the fibres, and suddenly our optic nerve turns on a switch and we see that the whole floor is a teeming sea of ants.

In the same sickening way we see all at once: this is Emma, band she is still 14 years old, the age she was when she disappeared; but the telephone she clutches like a parachute rip-cord is an iPhone; her skin and clothes are blurred. It’s not our eyes. We see the iPhone perfectly well. It’s her. She is blurred.

She turns. Her eyes make us seasick. Instead of colour there’s a soup of grey strobing and fuzzing. “Where am I?” she asks.

She sounds sad. Or maybe we just imagine that she must be sad, because through the white noise in the pits where her eyes should be it’s impossible to say if she’s crying or not.

“I don’t know,” we reply. “How long have you been there?”

“I don’t know. No, that’s wrong. I’ve been here a day. Only this day seems to happen again and again and again. I don’t know how many times. It feels like someone’s caught it on tape and they keep playing it over and over and over, and the tape’s wearing thin in places. What will happen if they play it too many times and the tape snaps?”

She’s speaking quickly, like she only has one lungful of air and she has to get everything out in that single breath. We daren’t interrupt, even if we could answer her questions, in case she goes silent for ever.

“I’m scared. I don’t understand what’s happening. Would it be better if they stopped the tape and left it in an archive somewhere it could never be played again? Does that make any sense?”

“Tell Dad,” she begins but whatever the connection was, it’s cut. We blink several times. Everything is sharp again. We stare at our computer screens, and Emma exists only in the words we see there.


In 2009 one image became as iconic as the face of Che Guevara.

A story of art, politics, online communities, environmentalism, and the nature of celebrity;

Of the search for the truth behind a seemingly tragic death, that becamea YouTube legend;

Of two personal journeys – a man whose daughter, missing for ten years, is fading from existence in a world he cannot reach; a schoolboy whose quest for beauty in mathematics has kept him locked in his room for three years; and the website that unites them;

Of the world’s most reclusive artist; of a dominatrix who uses other people’s pain to break down the doors to parallel worlds in search of the origin of her own agony; of an astrophysicist determined to preserve the moment of his wife’s death forever; of a vicious vigilante who spends his evenings composing haiku.


~ by yearzerowriters on April 6, 2010.

17 Responses to “The Man Who Painted Agnieszka’s Shoes”

  1. This, my friend, is a cultural deed if any.

    • Thanks, Heikki – I’ve wrestled with this for a long time. Half of me is convinced it’s pure pop culture trash. The other half wonders fi it’s the best full-length thing I’ve written. Likewise, I can’t tell whetehr it’s so about 2009 it’s already out of date. I guess if it’s free no one will feel ripped off.

  2. I’d like to put in my vote for “best full length thing” – you’ve got my attention. If you write it, I shall read.

    • Thank you – I have written it, it’s just been about whether or not to release it 🙂

  3. Yeah, i think this one is better than ‘Songs’. Though i didn’t read all of either of them.

    I think it was difficult for people to interact over this on FB because if people missed chapters then it was a chore to catch up.

    And people are lazy and generally uninterested in anything else but themselves.

  4. Stunned. What a piece of work. Stunned.

    • Thank you – you know, thinking about it, if I had to think of the ideal reader for this it would be you, maybe Marc Horne as well. I’m sure more than a little of the aesthetic I got from Gagarin’s Eyes found its way on.

  5. I really like this — I’m excited to read the whole thing.

  6. I don’t know how you could stand the idea of doing an interactive novel, though. I reckon that would cause me to commit mass murder.

    • It very quickly stopped being that. It started out as an experiment to see if I could do it and what it would be like. I very soon got taken over by the characters though – especially Shuji the hikikomori mathematician, and Ludwig, the installation artist who may or may not exist

  7. Can’t believe it has taken you so long to decide to get this out. What a stunning opening.

    • I genuinely forgot about it – I think it wrung so much out of me i blanked out the whole experience

  8. This is one of those manuscripts that deserves a bigger audience. When I discover unpublished books like this, I want to goo out and promote them.

    Great job Dan.

  9. […] Shoes, will be released on June 1st. You can find the opening chapters and synopsis here. In the chapter below, we meet the novel’s second protagonist, the reclusive Japanese […]

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