Our Bloody Valentines

•February 10, 2010 • 4 Comments

After we had so much fun with Secret Santa, we thought we’d have a little mischievous enjoyment with Valentine’s Day. And you can join in too :)

So, between now and the happy hippy herat day, we will be offering a few “love letters” of a literary bent, and we’d love to invite you to do likewise, posting your literary Valentines as comments here. And, in a rare turn of events, they don’t HAVE to be jaded and cynical.

Something you wish you could have said to Salinger? An author you want to thank for getting you through those dark teenage nights? Or, er, a jaded and cynical message you’d like to send to Amazon, to the ebook industry, to chainstores, whatever? Or is there an author you’d like to see write a particular book? A reprint you’d like to see? A feature or retrospective you think it’s high time for?

Leave your literary valentines here – literary or otherwise.

Bone Cutter

•February 9, 2010 • 3 Comments

 

“So, what woke you up, Harry?”

Even though she was certain of his guilt, she couldn’t help thinking that the jagged terror in his eyes simply had to have sliced through tender bits of his insides.

“It was the crunching, Inspector.” His pastry-thin lips quivered at the corners. He turned his face in an attempt to look away from the scene inside his head. “Like… someone was eating toast.” Continue reading ‘Bone Cutter’

Pharmakon

•February 8, 2010 • 13 Comments

The sun is bright today, isn’t it? Look, stretch your neck – you’ll see the clouds make wonderful shapes for you. Just for you, Jeremy. They know that you’ve been here for two weeks. They know that you’ve been tied to this bed for two weeks.  They know that ten men stand around your bed every night. They know that ten men stand around your bed every night and recite things. They know because I told them, Jeremy. And they wait for my word to rain down thunder upon them.

Your mother is out there in the yard, feeding the birds. She doesn’t realize it, but the birds know. The birds know, Jeremy. They know all about her late night visits. They know she plays with you when no one else is around, Jeremy. She doesn’t realize it, but the birds know. They know because I told them, Jeremy. And they wait for my word to eat her eyes right out of her skull.

When the ten men come tonight, Jeremy, I’ll be the one to talk to them, OK? Open your mouth and let me talk to them. They want to make me leave you, Jeremy, but I won’t leave you. So, let me be the one to talk to them. Do you remember when I came to you the first time when you were hiding in the closet? How I whispered in your ear and made you laugh when you were crying in the closet? Remember that? I should have told you not to tell anyone. It’s all my fault that they made you genuflect until your knees were swollen. That they put a rosary in your mouth and taped it shut. That they held you under water and then tied you to the bed. They were just trying to get rid of me, Jeremy. It was my fault; I should have told you not to tell anyone about my voice in your ear.

When they come, when the ten men come, Jeremy, close your eyes. Close your eyes and I will make you see balloons and G.I. Joe and Cotton Candy. I will make you see these things, and you just let me talk to them, OK? If they don’t let you eat or drink soon, you will be really quite sick indeed. But look at the cats that sit under the trees in the yard. The ten men don’t realize it, but the cats know, Jeremy. They know about the ten men and your mother and what they’ve done. They know because I told them, Jeremy. And they wait for my word to rip their throats out while they sleep.

Shall I tell you where I come from? Do you remember when your Uncle Fritz took you to the apple orchards and you fell down and got your pants dirty? And you had to explain to your mother why you were dirty and she didn’t let you change out of your pants for a month? Well, where I come from, we change you out of your dirty clothes. You see, for every day that these people hurt you, your pants get dirtier, Jeremy, they get dirtier because other people have been piling their dirt on you. But I will clean you. It hurts a little, of course. Like when you scrub too hard in a hot bath. Like that. But don’t worry, Jeremy, I came here to clean you. You can trust me. They say I’m the Father of Lies, but I will always tell you the truth. They are the ones that lie, Jeremy. They lie to themselves and to each other and to you. They lie with every breath they take.

The ground beneath them, Jeremy, they don’t realize it, but the ground beneath them knows. The ground beneath them knows that they lie with every breath. The ground knows because I told it, Jeremy. And it waits for my word to swallow them whole.

The ten men are gone now. They wouldn’t let you eat or drink, they wouldn’t untie you, and they beat your face for every word I said to them. They are gone and I can take you with me now. Take my hand. Take my hand, Jeremy. You can trust me. You trust me, don’t you? I don’t care what they told you about me, you know I’m the only one you can trust. I’m the only one you can trust, Jeremy. They told you I was here to hurt you, but I only came to clean up their mess. But they won’t make a mess of you anymore, Jeremy.

 It will only hurt a little, and then it won’t hurt ever again. I promise you that. And your mother and the ten men, Jeremy, I won’t ever clean them up. I will give the birds my word to eat their eyes right out of their skulls. I will give the cats my word to rip their throats out. I will give the ground my word to swallow them whole, and the clouds will rain down thunder and make wonderful shapes for you. Just for you, Jeremy.

Oreo

•February 7, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Oreo first appeared in the anthology Brief Objects of Beauty and Despair, available as a free download.

“Wow. What’s the occasion?”

Lewis stood on the threshold. He untangled his scarf from his neck and draped it over the back of his chair.

“Just got back from the opera,”

“Seriously?” said Casper, momentarily loosening his eyes from his computer screen to raise a blond eyebrow at his roommate. “Was there a girl involved or something?”

“No. The Magic Flute was on. It’s one of my favorites.” Continue reading ‘Oreo’

On film

•February 6, 2010 • 6 Comments

We have more films! Thank you to Sandie Dent

The end of SKIN BOOK

Daisy Anne Gree

I’m sure we’ll have many films in the coming days, but here’s the first. Thanks tpickup1 (YouTube name). Here’s parts our Penny reading the gum-numbingly brilliant Bone Dust Disco in two parts.

In pictures

•February 6, 2010 • 3 Comments

Year Zero on the sofa

We got our own authorly sofa arrangement, all to ourselves. From left to right, Roland, one of our most supportive fans, Julia, Marc, Dan, and Daisy.

Year Zero still on the sofa

Daisy with some groupies – Authonomites will note Sandie and, in the foreground, Jared sans tache.

Dan with Sandie

We must be rock stars, we got to grope groupies! Just look at all that free publicity I’m giving Jack White. I reckon he owes me a fortune.

Babylon

Oh yes. We did some reading too!

We were there

One day this will be in a museum. Even if I have to get arrested for fly-posting to put it there!

If you have ANY photos of the night, please send them to songsfromtheothersideofthewall@googlemail.com – especially ones of Larry, Penny and the bands.

Year Zero Live…In Words

•February 6, 2010 • 1 Comment

Bands playing

Voices flaying expectations

Penny rending

mic bending

audience sending bewildered tweeted postcards to the futture

press wandering

journos pondering, what’s happening here

with us

without us

behind the crime-scene tape

away from commercial rape

Marc with clippers

boiler-suit, eschewing pipe & slippers

To the Moon, to the stars

tramping mind-fucks round the bars

InLight

incite, excite, put normality to flight

Jessie Grace

lacing pipe-vaulted holy space with angelic profanity

SKIN BOOK yell

sell, go To Hell With Books

with Nooks, askance looks

Larry’s Ronnie retches

fetches memories of a city’s past

into its trilbied wannabe studio lot

its hothouse flowers preserving bowers,

quaint,

faint when Daisy changes tack

throws waxed hair back

cuts no slack

slit-wrist hit list

bright lights

troubled nights

in our sights

Maggie & May

•February 5, 2010 • 11 Comments

Tits hanging out and her skirt hiked up, the emaciated, bloodied hooker stumbled through the door into Bobby Collins’ bar on 44th Street and 8th Avenue at about 1am last Saturday. One tank top strap was torn and swinging freely, leaving open her neckline’s conspicuous strangle marks. The hair across her forehead was crusted to the dried blood, it was hard to even see where the wound was. Beneath her busted lip was a glaring omission of teeth. Collins had seen its share of beat-up hookers, skanks, pimps, hustlers, losers, and shady folks; situated right off Times Square there was at least two generations of low-lifes who called this joint home. But everyone in the bar, glassy-eyed and tired, stopped their drunken, pointless conversations and stared at this horrendous trainwreck, who stood in the middle of the room holding a tiny, packed purse, a half-smoked cigarette, and a can of beer. In the moments before anyone took action, it wasn’t immediately apparent if she would collapse. Her limp was either attributable to whatever beatdown she just incurred, or the broken heel on her cheap shoe. Continue reading ‘Maggie & May’

Year Zero Live – Tonight

•February 4, 2010 • 11 Comments

OK, so tonight’s when we kick off our tour of live readings. Seems like only yesterday we were havinga casual joke & speculating some live events might be fun – and here we are!!

6pm – 8.30pm, Rough Trade Records (East), Brick Lane, London TONIGHT

To recap, we have the following on offer:

5 writers

Penny Goring reading Bone Dust Disco

Marc Nash reading Twin Topiary Tales

me reading SKIN BOOK
 
3 amazing musical acts
 
And a whole load of super booky, CD, merch stuff, a smattering of which you can see above

Freakshow #1

•February 3, 2010 • 6 Comments

This is the first glimpse (almost you may recognise a line or two from twitter) of my new poetic magnum opus (yes, NEW poem – as in, there was a previous one. As in I’ve finally admitted SKIN BOOK may just be a poem).

It’s called Freakshow. Like SKIN BOOK it will come in parts. It will probably come a-part too

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I lie

lip-reading the liquid crystal drumbeat.

Red dashes strafe the ceiling;

hours-minutes-seconds,

the tick tock triptych

flickers faces of a pulsebeat promenade,

a pageant scarred

from the egg-pan scraps and rancid lard

of my life.

One by one they hide their whispers in the roar,

the crowdsourced maw,

the thousand mouths

that pound and gouge

their silent cries

inside my skull,

behind my eyes,

repeating

repeating,

repeating, repeating:

Freakshow.